Funny Mother's Day Card: Now, My Stomach Has Pockets! Funny Card for Mom, Funny Card for Her, Funny Mother's Day Greeting Card, Joke Card

$6.00

Shipping to United States: $3.99


This Funny Mother's Day Card is the perfect greeting to make mom laugh this Mother's Day. New moms will especially appreciate this card that acknowledges all the things nobody tells you about motherhood. Becoming a mom changes your life...AND your body forever, but it's definitely worth it!

About the Card:
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Privacy policy

I do not sell or share your information with anyone, and I promise not to use your information for any other purpose other than to communicate with you about your order. I take your privacy very seriously.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you accept custom and personalized orders?

Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.

Do you offer rush shipping?

Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.

How long before my item ships?

I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.

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