Funny Valentine's Day Card: Thank you for always providing for my needs, sex jokes, marriage jokes, relationship humor, relationship memes
$6.50
Trying to keep that spark alive is challenging, especially when your partner is more interested in cuddling his pillow than you. This hilarious Valentine's Day card is the perfect greeting for any husband or boyfriend that can use a reminder that you've got a lot more to offer than a lumpy old pillow.
About the card:
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-6 business days
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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I gladly accept cancellations
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Frequently Asked Questions
Do you accept custom and personalized orders?
Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.
Do you offer rush shipping?
Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.
How long before my item ships?
I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.
Do you offer gift wrapping?
Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.