MOMMY ADVICE CARDS, Advice For Couple, Funny Parent Advice Cards, Funny Greeting Card, Best Advice For Pregnant Mom

$6.50

Shipping to United States: $3.99


This funny mommy advice card is the perfect first mother's day gift or baby shower gift for any nervous mom-to-be! The road to motherhood can be a bumpy and confusing one. Luckily, you have your best friends and family here to give you their best advice to help you brave the journey. Give this hilarious greeting card to any mother-to-be who needs to hear the most important advice any soon-to-be mom can receive...GET THE EPIDURAL!!! Like, now if you can! Do it! Seriously!!! Spread the word with this funny card that's sure to produce smiles...and much happier mamas.

Outside: I recommend getting the epidural early...like...at about six months!

Inside: As you venture into motherhood, I'll always be here to offer you my best advice!

About the Card:
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope 

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2-6 business days

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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Privacy policy

I do not sell or share your information with anyone, and I promise not to use your information for any other purpose other than to communicate with you about your order. I take your privacy very seriously.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you accept custom and personalized orders?

Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.

Do you offer rush shipping?

Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.

How long before my item ships?

I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.

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