Funny Water Bottle, Moms: We Handle All the Shit, Mother's Day, Christmas, Birthday, Baby Shower Gifts, Motherhood Jokes

$26.00

Shipping to United States: $6.99

Moms: we do it all and handle it ALL! This hilarious stainless steel water bottle is the perfect gift for any mom who is handling all the shit at once and making it work. Let her know that you see and appreciate her for the superhero she is!

About the Bottle;
This 17-ounce, double-walled stainless steel water bottle is perfect for your daily outings. It will keep your drink of choice hot or cold for hours. It also features an odor- and leak-proof cap. Throw it in your car's cup holder on your way to work, take it with you on hikes, or toss it in your bag for any time you get thirsty.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Keeping water in the bottle for over 24 hours is unhygienic and can result in an unpleasant smell.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Privacy policy

I do not sell or share your information with anyone, and I promise not to use your information for any other purpose other than to communicate with you about your order. I take your privacy very seriously.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you accept custom and personalized orders?

Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.

Do you offer rush shipping?

Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.

How long before my item ships?

I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.

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