Funny Coffee Mug: Venus Vs. Moron, Funny Birthday Present, Funny Anniversary Gift, Divorce Gift, Gag Gift, Funny Sayings, Dumb Men Jokes

$12.00

Shipping to United States: $6.99


This very funny coffee mug is the perfect gift for any friend who knows the battle of the sexes just isn't a fair fight.

Relationships are hard, especially when you're dealing with someone from another planet, or even another universe. The opposite sex just can't be helped sometimes, as much as we try. This hilarious cofffee mug makes a great gag gift, birthday present, divorce gift or stocking stuffer for your best girl who has dealt with her fair share of morons.

About the Mug:
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Privacy policy

I do not sell or share your information with anyone, and I promise not to use your information for any other purpose other than to communicate with you about your order. I take your privacy very seriously.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you accept custom and personalized orders?

Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.

Do you offer rush shipping?

Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.

How long before my item ships?

I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.

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