New Mom Pillow: I'll Never Use a Trampoline Again Without Peeing Myself, funny gift, stuffed novelty, hilarious and decorative gag gift
$22.50
Kids change everything, including your ability to control your bladder. You just can go around jumping on trampolines, sneezing, laughing, or just getting distracted without sometimes covering yourself in wee wee. It's a thing. This hilarious pillow is the perfect gift for your favorite mom or mom-to-be who gets it and can use a good laugh.
A strategically placed accent can bring the whole room to life, and this pillow is just what you need to do that. What's more, the soft, machine-washable case with the shape-retaining insert is a joy to have long afternoon naps on.
• 100% polyester case and insert
• Fabric weight: 6.49–8.85 oz/yd² (220–300 g/m²)
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining polyester insert included (handwash only)
• Blank product components in the US sourced from China and the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland
Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-6 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
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I do not sell or share your information with anyone, and I promise not to use your information for any other purpose other than to communicate with you about your order. I take your privacy very seriously.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you accept custom and personalized orders?
Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.
Do you offer rush shipping?
Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.
How long before my item ships?
I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.
Do you offer gift wrapping?
Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.