Sometimes you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find out frogs are assholes. Funny gift t-shirt.

$22.00

Shipping to United States: $4.69



We all know you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find out frogs are assholes! This is the perfect gift for any best friend, coworker, sister, or any other best girl who can relate. Make her smile with this hilarious gift shirt!

About the shirt:
Any good capsule wardrobe starts with a pair of classic blue jeans and a flattering, form-fitting basic tee. The women’s fitted t-shirt will fill that must-have shirt spot as it’s super soft, stretchy, and complements the feminine silhouette. From basic tee and slip skirt look to sophisticated oversized blazer and matching trousers fit—style this tee for any occasion!

• 60% combed ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.0 oz/yd² (135 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 30 singles
• Slim fit
• Feminine cut
• Self 3/8″ shoulder-to-shoulder binding
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Haiti and Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

2-6 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept cancellations

Privacy policy

I do not sell or share your information with anyone, and I promise not to use your information for any other purpose other than to communicate with you about your order. I take your privacy very seriously.

Frequently Asked Questions

Do you accept custom and personalized orders?

Yes, I'd be happy to. Just send me a message to let me know what you're looking for.

Do you offer rush shipping?

Because I print and ship my products through a third party, I can't yet offer rush shipping, but I look forward to finding a rush shipping option for my customers in the near future.

How long before my item ships?

I work with a third party printing and shipping service, so there is some processing time, but most orders will ship in between 2-5 days. You can always reach out to me if you are concern that it has taken your item too long to ship.

Do you offer gift wrapping?

Because I use a third party printing and shipping service, I can't offer gift wrapping at this time, but I will continue to look for more options for my customers in the future.

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